The Baby Owner s Manual

The Baby Owner s Manual


  • Release: 2003
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 226 page
  • ISBN: 1931686238
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Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing.

The Cat Owner s Manual

The Cat Owner s Manual


  • Release: 2014-07-01
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 224 page
  • ISBN: 9781594747670
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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Feline Technology Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with dogs? How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.

The Baby Owner s Manual

The Baby Owner s Manual


  • Release: 2012-11-06
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 256 page
  • ISBN: 9781594746093
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At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.

The Baby Owner s Starter Kit

The Baby Owner s Starter Kit


  • Release: 2007-03
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 224 page
  • ISBN: 1594741751
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The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe package-and it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes--The Baby Owner's Manual-Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress-Diaper Changing Instructional Poster-Babysitter's Memo Pad-Decorative magnetPackaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3.

Baby Owners  Nurture Manual

Baby Owners Nurture Manual


  • Release: 2018-08-14
  • Publisher: Haynes Publishing UK
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 192 page
  • ISBN: 1785211714
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The Haynes Baby Manual is the best-selling practical manual on baby care written specifically for men, covering all shapes, models and sizes. Dr. Ian Banks combines his medical expertise with his experience as a father of four to produce this unique book. Covers all stages of infant development from conception to birth and on to 2 years old. Hints, tips and advice from real-life fathers and medical professionals, fault finding charts, serious illustrations and a look at the lighter side with Jim Campbell's cartoons. Printed in color and updated to include the latest opinions on IVF, breastfeeding, immunization and paternity leave.

The Toddler Owner s Manual

The Toddler Owner s Manual


  • Release: 2014-07-15
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 224 page
  • ISBN: 9781594747694
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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Toddler Technology Just when you’ve mastered your infant’s maintenance routine, he begins to malfunction, refusing fuel, crying inexplicably, and resisting your attempts to clothe him. Your infant has upgraded to a toddler! But how can you master your toddler’s changing technology? Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Toddler Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How should I react when my toddler throws a tantrum? How do I train my toddler for self–waste disposal? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of pediatric psychologist Dr. Brett R. Kuhn and co-author Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of toddler care.

Baby

Baby


  • Release: 2003
  • Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 86 page
  • ISBN: 9780767914192
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Presents a humorous look at caring for an infant, with instructions on handling, filling, storing, transporting, and cleaning each "model," and includes troubleshooting tips.

The Baby Owners  Manual for the Pitter Patter of Little Fetus

The Baby Owners Manual for the Pitter Patter of Little Fetus


  • Release: 2018-08-31
  • Publisher:
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 155 page
  • ISBN: 1720017751
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New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with baby-on-the-brain.

Operating Instructions

Operating Instructions


  • Release: 2011-02-09
  • Publisher: Anchor
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 272 page
  • ISBN: 9780307761033
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With the same brilliant combination of humor and warmth she brought to bestseller Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott gives us a smart, funny, and comforting chronicle of single motherhood. It’s not like she’s the only woman to ever have a baby. At thirty-five. On her own. But Anne Lamott makes it all fresh in her now-classic account of how she and her son and numerous friends and neighbors and some strangers survived and thrived in that all important first year. From finding out that her baby is a boy (and getting used to the idea) to finding out that her best friend and greatest supporter Pam will die of cancer (and not getting used to that idea), with a generous amount of wit and faith (but very little piousness), Lamott narrates the great and small events that make up a woman’s life. "Lamott has a conversational style that perfectly conveys her friendly, self-depricating humor." -- Los Angeles Times Book Review "Lamott is a wonderfully lithe writer .... Anyone who has ever had a hard time facing a perfectly ordinary day will identify." -- Chicago Tribune

The Home Owner s Manual

The Home Owner s Manual


  • Release: 2014-11-25
  • Publisher: Quirk Books
  • Price: FREE
  • File: PDF, 224 page
  • ISBN: 9781594747731
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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Home Technology Water stains on your ceiling. Dents and cracks in your drywall. Radiators that hiss and gurgle all night long. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my house come with an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—it does. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Home Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What’s the best way to fix a leaky faucet? When should I have my chimney cleaned? How can I reset a circuit breaker without electrocuting myself? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of licensed building contractor Dan Ramsey, who has taught the basics of renovation to thousands of homeowners.